Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

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MARRIED COLUMBUS

Agar columbus married hota to kabhi america discover nahi kar pata kyon ki usese kisi ne nahi poocha
1]kaha jaa rahe ho?
2]kyon jaa rahe ho?
3]kiske saath
4] mujhe le chalo
5] wapas kab aaoge
6] ghar rah kar hi discover kar lo
7] meri amma ko bhi le jao……

PROPOSAL OR ADOPTION

GIRL:- My shona, my bachcha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu..kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge?
BOY:- Abe tu propose kar rahi hai ya adopt?

SARDAR AND DOCTOR

Sardar to doctor:- Main susu subah 6 baje karta hoon aur tatti 7 baje,
Doctor:- too prblem kya hai,
Sardar:- Neend 8 baje khulti hai….

SANTA KI SUHAGRAAT

santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya….
Biwi: meri tango k beech ek ched hai..
Santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai…

SAMSUNG OR SHYAM SINGH

Nepali :- O shabji ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.
Salesman :- pata nahi
Nepali :- par address to yahi ka hai
Salesman :- abe ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai.

BUS DRIVER KI SEAT

Ek bus driver ki seat k peeche likha hua tha :- agar waheguru ne chaha to manjil tak pahucha dunga
aur agar aankh lag gayi to maa kasam waheguru se hi milwa dunga….

SEX & BLUETOOTH

Girls hotel ke aage ek ladka mooth maar raha tha….
Chokidar:- ye kya kar rahe ho
Ladka:- chup bhosdi ke mein apni girlfriend ko bluetooth se chod raha hoon..

Mahangi Biwi

Ek sardar har hafte kothe par jaakar bhav poochta….
kothe wala :- oye jab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to bhav kyon poochta hai?
sardar:-mein check karta hu ki biwi mahangi to nahi pad rahi…

Jokes In Hindi

POPULATION CONTROL IN BIHAR

what is the population comtrol system in Bihar…
hum do hamare do….
uske baad jitne ho saare Delhi bhej do….

SARDAR KA ANSWER

Exam mein ek ques aaya
“challage ka 1 example likho?”
sardar ji ne and sheet khaali chod di aur aakhri mein likha…………
asli baap ki aulad hai to pass kar ke dikha

SASURAL MEIN SEX

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai…

BIWI KI CHADDI

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Sexual Math

Do You Like Math
Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily..

Pennis and Horlicks

Why Should Guys Have To Dip There Penis In Horlicks ?
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Bcoz It Makes Taller, Stronger And Sharper
Why Should Guys Have To Dip There Penis In Horlicks ????
Bcoz It Makes Taller, Stronger And Sharper…

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